Thursday, September 21, 2006

Zebra update

Someone asked for an update on the zebra. Thanks for asking, and, yes, they are doing quite well. In fact, here's a shot of me getting some love from the critters.Oh, and for those interested in a road trip, I will be babysitting four zebra and one camel from next Tuesday through October 5 so if you want to help bottle feed and get cool pictures of you or your kids with baby zebra, give me a call or drop me a note and by all means, come on up and learn what it's like to nurse striped donkeys and a dromedary.

Oh, and here's something funny. A lady called about purchasing a baby zebra (list price: $10,000 if you're interested). She came to see the babies yesterday and offered to trade her unruly 6 month old (blue book value $4500) for a newer, nicer model. She was serious!!! It was hilarious and the offer was declined. After all, who wants an uncontrollable zebra (they are tough to tame once let go and can be quite nasty)? It's kind of like asking to trade a Pinto in on a Mercedes.

More zebra pics next week when I've got them all to myself.

3 comments:

BH said...

Sing with me now "Beastiality's best boys, Beastiality's best..."

Buzz said...

Very cool...

Anonymous said...

your in the position i have always wanted you in mmmmm nice little tug and slap ahhhhh