Oklahoma legislators are trying to reinstate one of the state's favorite spectator sports - cockfighting - by mandating the use of tiny boxing gloves and safety vests on the chickens.
Not only do I find this hilarious, but possibly fortuitous for me seeing as how I am both the former fried chicken spokesperson of southern China and a scrawny wanna-be amateur boxer. I need to update my resume and get in on this $100-million industry.
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